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Iron Man versus Iron Man

Posted in In This Corner with tags , , on January 1, 2011 by Charlie Brooks

Can they walk at all? If they move, will they fall?This fight features two well-known men trapped in iron suits…iron men, if you will. The first is the Iron Man operated by Tony Stark, a scientist who built the suit to keep himself alive after a piece of shrapnel worked its way into his heart (and not in the fuzzy romantic way, either). He’s been through many changes, including being a drunk and a cripple and wearing sentient armor for a time. The other fighter is the Iron Man who was last seen crippling Mr. Roboto on this very page. He’s the creation of a Black Sabbath song, a hero that was sent into the future to save mankind, but was turned to steel and now exacts his revenge on all those who took him for granted earlier. They are fighting to figure who exactly is the Invincible Iron Man. Continue reading

Iron Man versus Mr. Roboto

Posted in In This Corner with tags , , , on January 1, 2011 by Charlie Brooks

Black Sabbath versus Styx. Go!This fight is a work of art in and of itself. We have in one corner Black Sabbath’s Iron Man, a robot who has come back for vengeance after being forsaken by the human race. His opponent is Mr. Roboto, the ultimate blending of man and machine and the defender of the human race. One robot is a force of pure vengeance, one is a force of pure justice. It’s quite beautiful, really. Continue reading