Of all the people that showed up to battle Shaft in the Shaft Takes on all Comers battle some time ago, the one person who seemed like a lock to show up was Darth Vader. But apparently Vader was spending too much time being anally raped by George Lucas’ bastard children of cinema that have come to be known as the Star Wars prequels. Luckily, the two blackest people in the galaxy are finally facing off against one another in what will surely be a battle to remember. (Or, if I screw up like Lucas did, one that we will hopefully all forget.)
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Darth Vader versus Shaft
Posted in In This Corner with tags Darth Vader, Shaft, Star Wars on January 13, 2011 by Charlie BrooksShaft versus Mace Windu
Posted in In This Corner with tags Mace Windu, Shaft, Star Wars on January 13, 2011 by Charlie BrooksI’m using two characters played by the terrific actor Samuel L. Jackson for this fight. First is his rendition of John Shaft, the nephew of the original Shaft and the angriest black man alive. On the other end of the spectrum is Mace Windu, a Jedi master with skills in both the force and in combat.